This is the "Coming Soon!" part before we can legally hit you with a "But Wait! There's more!" Our idea: The simple apps that should be free is free. The apps that took more brain power than the last Kurt Darren song? Those will cost around the same price as a R29 airtime voucher but will give you way more to talk about than any loslappie or spinnekop.
Vote for your favourite and maybe we'll actually build it.
Converts "Now Now", "Just Now" and "Now" into actual, real-world minutes so you don't miss your flight.
Stuck at a roadblock? AI analyzes the officer's tone to determine if you need a receipt or a "cooldrink."
Vibrates when you walk into Woolworths to remind you that you actually belong in Checkers.
You are in the back seat. 4 people give you R200 notes for a R14 trip. Don't panic. Tap the app.
Maps the N1 to show exactly where politicians are speeding so you don't get shoved into the armco.
Miss the feeling of standing in a queue for 6 hours only to be told to come back tomorrow? Recreate the trauma.
Translates the specific hand signals for "I watched your car while sleeping" into R5 coin values.
Automatically generates static noise when your Auntie asks when you are getting married.
Smart watch integration. If you don't click the tongs twice before turning the chop, it shocks you.
An alarm clock that plays the sound of 400 Hadidas laughing at you. Guaranteed to wake you up angry.
Augmented Reality that turns potholes into lava on your screen. Keep your tires, lose your mind.
Make your own yellow circles on clips to send to World Rugby when the ref is clearly biased.
Don't check the temperature, check the wind. Tells you if you need a beanie or a brick in your pocket.
Scans the newspaper so you don't have to squint at tiny text to see if your cousin passed Life Orientation.
Stuck at a braai that won't end? Generates believable excuses ranging from "burst geyser" to "cat is sick."
Uses WiFi signals to detect when a TV License inspector is within 100m. Auto-dims your smart TV instantly.
Scans the barcode of a garage pie to tell you how many hours it has been sitting in the warmer. Play at your own risk.
Find singles in your area who have Stage 6 backup power. Filter by "Generator Noise" or "Solar Capacity."
Which one of these stupid ideas should we actually build?
Or do you have an idea that is even more B.A.D?